Wordle?!

So it feels like years have passed, yet the first thing I think to say is Wordle?!  Way Random, but super awesome all at the same time.

Wordle looks at all of your blog entries and then pulls the words you use the most into a cute little graphic.

Apparently I use the words: awesome, sucks, so, and pee a lot.  Thought provoking, I know. 

Anyway-- thought it was cute, wanted to share.  Have at it!

Dear Blogger-- where did we go wrong?

Uuuugh... it's as if I've forgotten how to type. Seriously.... it's been almost a year since I've blogged. What the devil? I may have commitment issues with my blog. I want to try to make this work Blogger, maybe we need some sort of counseling? I'm in if you're in. Let's make this work!

On another note-- St. Thomas is calling my name. Less than 30 days until me and my swimcap are chilling on the beach. Let's do it!

Uuugh... I suck at Blogging ---- Also, Metro Hates ME.

Disclaimer-- I drafted this like 3 weeks ago and never posted it. Super Bloggy Fail!

So.... One of us got hit by a stupid Metro bus today. Well... it didn't hit ME, but it did run into what was once the perfect bumper of my perfect car. EFF!

I did not fall out in the middle of the street and expect to collect millions from Metro, but I did get all tearful and weepy because:

1- I was late for work

2- I've never been in an accident before

3- LOOKATMYSTUPIDBUMPER

4-Well... it could have been worse

5- Uuugh My hair! Honestly?!?

Officer handsome was on the scene and I was the perfect victim. Except who the devil knows where their insurance card is when they need it the most *side eye to myself*

Mr. Metro got a ticket and was on his way. SMH. Who knew it was that easy?

Anyway-- I thought I was fine, but then my back decided it was best if I went to the ER. In and out. Score one for Southern MD!

So now I'm all drugged up, on the sick and shut in list, obviously, and waiting for a super lawyer to fatten my pockets... or at least make Metro pay for my car.

Whatever.

And then there was my knee... and it still hates me.

So... My knee got all sassy pants on me and decided to tear its own meniscus. Suckful. I wish I could say it was from some glorious sports injury or something... but no. That's not my story. Apparently walking and sitting has become somewhat of a danger zone for me.

Thanks 30. You win!

And who knew that you couldn't fix a meniscus with a heating pad and extra cuddles??? Surgery was NEVER an option for me!

There's something awesome to be said about peeing at home without having to grab the sink and the towel rack on the wall just to make it happen. My 29 year old knees would never have betrayed me this way.

And the brace... OH. THE. BRACE! Super Ugly... super velcro'y... and not full of sparkles and dazzle.

Am I whining??? Obviously. But your knees work so suck it!


And I mean that in the most lady-like way possible.




*besos*

And Then there was.... milk

*sigh* I may have thrown away a half-gallon of milk yesterday because it smelled "too milky"...

...Or not. Whatever.

Except that I did and it made perfect sense to me. I called my mother, and she was all " Why didn't you taste it to see if it was good or not???"

If I don't like the way it smells then it gets tossed.... We don' t taste something to see if its okay or not. If' it's not okay then who really wins???? The milk? That's not a loss I'm willing to take!

Then I was sorta pissed because Fruity Pebbles were calling my name and "super milky" milk just wouldn't do.

Day ruined??? Obviously!

I'm so fluke!!! Day 06 was like 22 days ago! Up next-- Super Freda

So... I'm a 30 day blog challenge FAILURE! Day 01 - 05 seemed super easy, but day 06 just never seemed to happen! I was supposed to write about my favorite super hero... and I clearly don't have one. Don't even know which super heroes (heroes???) are out these days. Can I just make this a love song to Mighty Mouse??? He's clearly the only one I remember! *Cuteness*

I will talk about my real hero tho. My Momma. Who woulda thought?!??! The lady who I thought lived to get on my nerves. The one who I rolled my eyes at the most, and cussed at under my breath! Yep... Alfreda. Queen of the backhand! The best who ever did it! This lady is the reason why I'm me. I've seen her hold it down as a single mother, and as a wife, and she made it look effortless. I couldn't pick a pair of better footsteps to follow in. My rock. My everything.

So yeah. Ma, you're my Day 06. Sorry it's so late. I know you frown upon tardiness!

*besos*

It's always a good day when you get a phone call from Air Force 1...

So... the DR just called us from freakin Air. Force. One. where he is onboard, flying home with President Obama after completing meetings overseas. Is it okay for me to ask him to bring me some Air Force One peanuts???? I think my life needs those! Like for serious.

This job has been amazing.... Week two has been full of long hours, missed flights and schedule changes, but I feel more blessed than ever to be experiencing all of it.

I've definitely become the chick I never wanted to be... Wearing sneakers with my stockings and socks and keeping pumps at work for meetings and such. Blackberry stuck in my hand whenever I leave the desk, totally engrossed with my inbox. I might just LIVE for this!

Next Stop: Corner Office! Stay Tuned.

*Besos*