Disclaimer-- I drafted this like 3 weeks ago and never posted it. Super Bloggy Fail!
So.... One of us got hit by a stupid Metro bus today. Well... it didn't hit ME, but it did run into what was once the perfect bumper of my perfect car. EFF!
I did not fall out in the middle of the street and expect to collect millions from Metro, but I did get all tearful and weepy because:
1- I was late for work
2- I've never been in an accident before
3- LOOKATMYSTUPIDBUMPER
4-Well... it could have been worse
5- Uuugh My hair! Honestly?!?
Officer handsome was on the scene and I was the perfect victim. Except who the devil knows where their insurance card is when they need it the most *side eye to myself*
Mr. Metro got a ticket and was on his way. SMH. Who knew it was that easy?
Anyway-- I thought I was fine, but then my back decided it was best if I went to the ER. In and out. Score one for Southern MD!
So now I'm all drugged up, on the sick and shut in list, obviously, and waiting for a super lawyer to fatten my pockets... or at least make Metro pay for my car.
Whatever.
